This is a massive longshot, but it’s the only likely option. My phone (and some other things) was stolen today. So, if you got my resume, Googled me and got here, and have reached the conclusion that you want to talk to me more… try e-mailing, instead of calling, because the phone is in the hands of a thief.
Edited to add: I’ve re-acquired the use of my phone number. So if you need to reach me, call away.